Malay Traditional Wear aka Baju Kurung

Go with the flow

She's a real beaut eh

S E X

Lately my mind's been wondering about the issue of sex or sex related topics.

Don't get me wrong. I ain't thinking about sex in a kinky manner.
Like being tied up by a handsome guerilla fighter in the middle of the amazon.
erm,, that would be terribly Dirrty and raw.....







Nopes, no Sirree.. I ain't thinking 'bout that at all...


Instead, I'm thinking about all them casual sex in our society.

Sure, you can always blame the media for making it so hip but let's get real.
When we fuck, it's Our hormones that's raging.
Our hands that's doing the unbuttoning.
Our hips that's gyrating.
Our fluids exchanging.




hmm....... I need to go for a shower .





- ok, am back -

Basically, there are two categories of fuckers.

The dumb fucks and the safe fucks.

The dumb fucks are idoits who succumb to their partners (or their own body's) needs.
In the throngs of pleasure, they would

aYe) forget to ask about protection.
      (must have done it so many times to be damn casual abt it)

bEe) remembers but does not want to break the rhythym of gyration.
      (usually happens to eager first-timers)

cIe) stupid bitches who didn't even feel the fucker sliding into their vagina.
      (those must be really small fuckers to get away with this kind of shit)

dEe) or just mere stupid & ignorant.
      (IGNTS = I Got Nothing To Say)


The safe fucks are those who

aYe) fucks with protection.
      (example using condoms, pills, does oral sex or dry humping or anything that does not involve penetration)

bEe) fucks their own husband or wife
      (these peep are the safest of them all)

cIe) peeps who abstain from fucking
      (religious freaks, closet gays who have yet to affirm their sexual orientation and others who are somehow not sexually awakened yet)


But hear this.

When yo ass is pleasuring from the banging yo receivin or givin,
You'd better make sure u're banging wit the sort whom u can live with fer LIFE.

And I mean, live Real Well wit.

Not some divorced marriages that can drive a kid mental!

Bet cha'know ya won't be sure of this till ya know one another real well.

So what's the rush fools?


Now, I'm ain't saying you should abstain yo - that's totally whacked up.

All's I'm sayin is - choose wisely!

Coz when you fuck, there's a chance of

aYe) getting pregnant.

bEe) getting sexual transmitted disease.

I know u all think "It won't happen to me" but the statistics are rising so if it ain't you then it must be yo sister, yo cousin, yo friends or.... It's got to be someone.
Someday, it MIGHT be you.

So to all ya fuckers, cockers and cunters out there, go ahead and fuck.

But don't say I didn't warn ya.

Durian Trip

Wah, finally I had my durians. The white 'lemak' (rich) kind. *slurps*

Went with a group of 7 and according to the durian operators, we looked or behaved like malaysians or cambodians or japanese or every other asian nationalities except Singapore.

Strange ah. Afterall, we had some really dark tanned ones and some really fair white peeps in the group. If anything I think the diversity indicates Singaporean to the core.

eh, suddenly I'm so pro-singapore ??

hee...

After durian, we went to the King of Tofu shop for desserts.
Although technically speaking we were already eating desserts (durians).
It's just one of those things to 'must-do' while you're in the area.

Later, someone (read as 'me') had the bright idea to go for a 'cuci mata' ('eye wash')along the red-light districts.

For a Wednesday night, the activities were sure bustling.

It was strange walking past these women parading themselves. The colours of the atmosphere were red. Dark red. Almost blood like.

The sleaze of the alleys were dark but yet annointed by random streetlights.
Enough to see the pretty ladies in waiting beneath with a ciggy in one hand and clutching their purse in another. They were waiting to be 'picked up'.

Most of the women looked to be of Chinese Nationals but then I turned into a lane where there was a beeline of Indonesian nationals. That was an eye opener too. I chatted up with one of the guy who seemed interested to have fun for the night.

He told me that as an initial appearance, he would present the girls with some small token (we saw him giving out 50cents) so that the women would warm up to him. This would later help him when he haggles the price at $20. The women would be more tempted to sleep with a 'kind' young man as oppose to an old uncle.

He definitely knows his bargaining chip. Last I left him, he was still deciding on whom to pick.

There was also the slightly 'upmarket' lanes.
On display were booby-licious babes - some of whom were caucasians. Maybe russians?
One of them was a real hottie. Like an SPG sort.
We were so enamoured, we went by that lane twice!

I couldn't help but wonder why'd these women would come to provide urm,,, such 'services'. Is there really no other avenue or is this avenue simply too available for them?

How can the society/community have allowed this to happen?
I know prostitution is legal but damn,,, for it to become a lucrative business!?!
I'm almost persuaded to pimp myself!

:p

We ended the trail with a simple thought sharing picnic under the stars.

Ahh,,, the simple things in life!

Abstinence is the best policy

Am trying real hard to convince self of the marketing ploy that abstinence is the best policy. This, of course, referring to the physical pleasures of two human beings acting out on their most natural and primal desire to mate.

Yes we should not indulge in casual sex but where do we draw the line?
Who in hell just fornicates for the fuck of it?
I mean apart from actual pervs and fucking ugly men who can’t derive much pleasure and therefore needs to go at it again and again and again…

I digress.

Oh and another thing that annoys me is that It's hip to be a virgin.
I mean, if you are then that’s great for you.
But if you’re not then it’s no biggie.

Because when we get right down to the heart of the matter, sex is a personal matter.

You would think after 41 years of independence, (Oh by the way Happy Belated – woo hoo, yippee, whatever) the society would be mature enough to make their own choices. Hah! Apparently Big Daddy dun think so.

And so we have Big Daddy running a campaign especially targeted at youths (read as raging horny curious young punks) to avoid casual sex.

*snorts*

Yeah, like that will help.

The irony of it all is their secondary theme.

IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT, THEN PLEASE WEAR PROTECTION.

wah piang eh!

Whoever is in charge of this campaign really needs to re-evaluate the message they’re sending.

Yum-mi-li-cious!

Channing TaTum also known as Channing TaYum (Coach Carter cast) is leading this hip hop meets ballet ala Save The Last Dance movie genre.

For the trailer, click here

Here's something for the guys and er... some gurls winks
Victoria Secret new Very Sexy Make-up line campaign is too sexy for words!

Differences

I think if u save real hard, you'll prolly amass a reasonable amount. Then you start planning how to spend. Me - I'm a different sort. I work backwards.

I already know that on this Saturday, I'll be having Japanese (read as sushi) and watching the Monica Belluci show. Then on the 14th, there's a durian party. *slurps* Am so looking forward.

Here's another way I'm different.

Yours truly have to put in more hours + effort than the average because she is unable to accept a theory without grasping the big picture in its entirety. I am amazed that my peers are so nonchalant about it.

Sometimes when I approach them, their answers are "I'm also not sure" or an outright "I donno".

WTF, man.

Then can someone explain to me, how the hell do THEY get what I don't?!?

Binge

I've succumb to retail therapy and recently bought meself a a ladies watch - It's not that glamourous.

I've also purchase a bracelet.

Alert: This is just a figment of my imagination.

Seriously tho, I want to eat Durians.