Sunday, August 20, 2006

S E X

Lately my mind's been wondering about the issue of sex or sex related topics.

Don't get me wrong. I ain't thinking about sex in a kinky manner.
Like being tied up by a handsome guerilla fighter in the middle of the amazon.
erm,, that would be terribly Dirrty and raw.....







Nopes, no Sirree.. I ain't thinking 'bout that at all...


Instead, I'm thinking about all them casual sex in our society.

Sure, you can always blame the media for making it so hip but let's get real.
When we fuck, it's Our hormones that's raging.
Our hands that's doing the unbuttoning.
Our hips that's gyrating.
Our fluids exchanging.




hmm....... I need to go for a shower .





- ok, am back -

Basically, there are two categories of fuckers.

The dumb fucks and the safe fucks.

The dumb fucks are idoits who succumb to their partners (or their own body's) needs.
In the throngs of pleasure, they would

aYe) forget to ask about protection.
      (must have done it so many times to be damn casual abt it)


bEe) remembers but does not want to break the rhythym of gyration.
      (usually happens to eager first-timers)

cIe) stupid bitches who didn't even feel the fucker sliding into their vagina.
      (those must be really small fuckers to get away with this kind of shit)


dEe) or just mere stupid & ignorant.
      (IGNTS = I Got Nothing To Say)



The safe fucks are those who

aYe) fucks with protection.
      (example using condoms, pills, does oral sex or dry humping or anything that does not involve penetration)


bEe) fucks their own husband or wife
      (these peep are the safest of them all)


cIe) peeps who abstain from fucking
      (religious freaks, closet gays who have yet to affirm their sexual orientation and others who are somehow not sexually awakened yet)



But hear this.

When yo ass is pleasuring from the banging yo receivin or givin,
You'd better make sure u're banging wit the sort whom u can live with fer LIFE.

And I mean, live Real Well wit.

Not some divorced marriages that can drive a kid mental!

Bet cha'know ya won't be sure of this till ya know one another real well.

So what's the rush fools?



Now, I'm ain't saying you should abstain yo - that's totally whacked up.

All's I'm sayin is - choose wisely!

Coz when you fuck, there's a chance of

aYe) getting pregnant.

bEe) getting sexual transmitted disease.

I know u all think "It won't happen to me" but the statistics are rising so if it ain't you then it must be yo sister, yo cousin, yo friends or.... It's got to be someone.
Someday, it MIGHT be you.

So to all ya fuckers, cockers and cunters out there, go ahead and fuck.

But don't say I didn't warn ya.



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